Tweets of Win, Edition 1

I maybe possibly overuse that little favorite star on Twitter, mostly because EVERYONE SAYS SUCH LOVELY AND HILARIOUS THINGS. Here are some of the best of the last couple weeks or so.

I am literally watching paint dry. As an experience, it is as advertised. -- @mssusieday (Susie Day)

two roads diverged in a wood, and i -- i took the one less traveled by, and that is exactly why i keep my iPhone on me at all times. #GPSFTW -- @taherehmafi (Tahereh Mafi)

Dear hot chocolate, thanks again! Please give my best to whipped cream. -- @birbigs (Mike Birbiglia)

Goodnight Everything. If you secretly stop existing while I sleep & only start again when I wake up, do not tell me. I'll only worry. -- @neilhimself (Neil Gaiman)